Well I been workin’ on my lawncare mowin' down down...

Indignant Song

I come from the land of tomatoes and flies,
from Letort Manor where my neighbor cries.
My little blue Miata
Drives my glaven to new lands
But while I'm gone, I'm always crying:
Thompsonia, I am coming!
On I mow my unsightly lawn,
I wanna live where there's no dandelions.
Ah, ah,
I come from the land of Tomato Fest,
with Catalpa trees and the flying pests.
How soft my lawn of green,
I hope for it to be,
And how we plant so many trees.
We honor Arbor Day.
On I whack these infernal weeds,
I need trimmer heads that won’t snap on me.
So now I’m gonna stop and go and grab a beer,
For flies and weeds will win the day
Despite of my sore rear.
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